Today’s national day highlighting oral hygiene takes on an entirely different focus since we are all adorned with masks to battle the coronavirus.

All of you are finally trapped into smelling the bad breath you formerly shared with all of us. Hopefully you will learn your lesson by the time we can ditch the masks and brush your teeth regularly, floss daily, keep a supply of Curiously Strong Mints handy or stuff you cheeks with mint leaves.

But when we can finally safely go mask free we have another big issue.

We’ll need to put our ears back in shape. Luckily there is a cure for that and you should prepare for the next big mask fashion.

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