New Jersey has a long history of cruel jokes and demeaning attitudes. For the next week, please refrain from slights about New Jersey. I live just across the river from New Jersey and often cross the busiest bridge in the world (George Washington Bridge across the Hudson River) to visit. Let’s see, what can I say to praise the state of New Jersey? Ah yes, they have unlimited U-Turns. You’re welcome.

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