Today is National Fruitcake Day.  Smart alecks make a lot of fun of people who actually like fruitcake.  But if you are one of those people you can sign up here:

https://www.facebook.com/Fruitcake-Lovers-of-the-World-Unite-196760433903/

Okay, Mark Zuckerberg, do something good and round up all these folks on that page and put them in Gingerbread Gaol.

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