Today is National Cream Filled Donut Day. Deep Breath. I love Cream Filled Donuts but I avoid them at all costs. Slight tremor of my right hand. They are so delicious as to be unable to be resisted. A glistening dribble of drool escapes from the edge of my lip. A Boston Creme Donut is the absolute best. Okay, Pavlov was right on the money. Can no longer sit and type this blog post. (Sound of door closing behind me.) Later.
TOMORROW: The Cassini Spacecraft