There is a new danger lurking in the candy aisle of your local grocery store and the counter of your local convenience store. Have you seen these?

They come in a variety of tempting flavors and are pure evil. Outside they are coated in crunchy Nerds candies they provide a satisfying crunch but yield easily to the gummy shell easily opening up to the liquid sugary center. They are very habit forming.

The scariest tendency of these little vixens is that they have the habit of leaping from the shelf to your cart all by themselves. Get thee behind me Nerds Juicy Gummy Clusters. You are frightening. May I have another please?