Today is National Old Stuff Day and I couldn’t be more excited. I am Old Stuff. I am the very definition of Old Stuff! I would like to thank the Academy for this award on behalf of all the years that have made me old –

What? My editorial staff is telling me that National Old Stuff Day is all about getting rid of all your old stuff that has been accumulating and cluttering up your life. Well, how Marie Kondo of you.

I suppose that means you will be getting rid of {sob} old me and getting a younger, shinier, prettier blogger. That’s fine. Just kick me to the curb. I’ll be all right. But when you come looking for me on National Crabby Old Bald Man Day, don’t expect me to come running. I’ll be over at Marie Kondo’s place sparking joy.

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