You know, kids today think they are so clever (hey, get off my lawn!). They do all this dancing and moves and such and think they have invented something new and controversial and sexy. I have news for them. I was there first and I can prove it. Take this here shaking the booty thing they call the ‘Twerk.’ Well, I did not give it a name but I did it first and I have proof. Feast your eyes on this authenticated photo from April 1960 and try to tell me that I am not ‘Twerking.’ Hah! I should get royalties every time one of those young ‘uns shakes their bottom. So there!