I am thrilled to announce my new gig! A major national fashion magazine has hired me to write about men’s fashion trends in my blog! I guess that is because I am such a fashionable guy! They have provided me their first topic and I will today address National Bowtie Day. Historically bowties evolved from the Cravat, a fancy schmancy method to tie a scarf around your neck. Often worn by nerdy people (bowties, that is; cravats are just presumptuous) it is infinitely better at lunch because it is less likely to dip into your soup than a long tie. Soup. Hmm. Lunch? [Stomach growl.] I am a bit hungry. Oh, now I’ve done it. I can’t avoid food. Food is all I dream about. Oh forget this fashion topic, because now the only image I have in my brain is bowtie pasta. And I am always hungry. Want to join me for some bowtie pasta with some basil and Pecorino Romano? Good idea, let’s go. Though you have to pay for lunch because I just blew this fashion blog gig. Sorry.
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