The first Friday in August is National Water Balloon Day. Some may claim it is harmless fun and an easy way to cool off in the blistering summer heat. However, I am deadly afraid of today, especially when these weapons are in the hands of tiny terrorists like this one.

I do believe I will stay indoors today and stay dry. You never know when – oh, no, look behind you! DUCK!

Oh, too late. I did warn you. Happy National Water Balloon Day!