I’ve referenced the FloridaMan meme before in this blog. That happens when an idiot (usually male) from this weird state does something imbecilic or criminal (and usually both) that seems to only happen in Florida. I’ve taken a recent incident near where I live and amped it up by using an Artificial Intelligence Image Creator.

A Publix grocery store in the Villages (not far from where I live) called police when they spotted a man riding a motorized chair while eating fresh shrimp in the store and trying to dispose of the packaging. Upon investigation they discovered that he had also disposed of empty sushi containers and a Snickers bar wrapper. Obviously a seafood fan, but I question his choice of desserts with so many good options at a Publix market. He was charged with stealing $45 worth of merchandise and arrested on a $7500 bail. While you can get a real news report about it here…

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/03/18/florida-man-aboard-motorcart-arrested-after-eating-shrimp-snickers-at-publix/?utm_content=67dd7f0154196b8c4274a7aad4355cc0&utm_source=braze&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=WKMG:%20Strange%20Florida

…there is no need to because I have illustrated the story using an image creator here…

FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!